Bobbi's Dog Kept Barking?

Every time the dog barked in the house, the yellow canary in the bird cage started singing. After the canary stopped singing the dog started to bark until the canary started the song again. This went on all day. Finally Bobbi, the owner, was so exasperated she hired a medium to contact the spirit world to find out what was on both the animal's minds to try and stop this routine. The gypsy medium arrived at the house and dd a black tablecloth over the dining room table and set out a crystal ball. She chanted some incantations and then announced, "I am in contact with the canine spirit goddess. She is going to tell me something......I think I can make it out........yes, she says that when your lovely doggie barks he is simply asking for some tweets. The bird gives him lots of tweets and he is happy. That will be five hundred dollars......."